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PARAH> !join 1
PARAH> I HAVE NOT BEEN ASSIGNED AS A SUB.
NOTICE TO ALL PLAYERS: We have been experiencing some server issues. In the event of a mass lagout, you must PLAY ON BURNED. -blur+
T Di> wtf is this
blur+> Thats just the timer
T Di> who won between bia vs unh
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T life> WE WON
GhostBuste> target mr smooth he is afk
T life> BUT U HAVE ME ON FAKE IGNORE
GhostBuste> lol j/k
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Game: CR Virgins vs FutureCrew [League: IML, Season: 11, Round: 2]
Ref: blur+
Mr>$M00TH> target me cuz i suck?
T Neo> i met fred savage irl once
T Di> who won between bia vs unh?
T moral> hello fellow ssers
T P|ague> id rather meet chuck norris irl than fred savage
T Neo> i said "hey ur fred savage, i like ur work on the wonder years"
T Neo> he got so excited and wouldnt go away
T Di> good story
T Neo> thx
T Neo> he was all "WAIT WAIT I HAVE A NEW TV SHOW NOW"
Abbreviator killed by: DATAH -- Assist by: Krazikarl
Kill Time: 02:38
Abbreviator has 2 lives remaining
Score: 1-0 CR Virgins -- [4v4]
Slimster> PEEN
T Neo> ducks are so cute, its what makes them so delicious
Peen> SLIM!!!
Markypoo killed by: Krazikarl
Kill Time: 06:26
Markypoo has 2 lives remaining
Score: 2-0 CR Virgins -- [4v4]
T Pempu> is this pro?
T Di> yes
Markypoo killed by: DATAH
Kill Time: 09:06
Markypoo has 1 life remaining
Score: 3-0 CR Virgins -- [4v4]
T Neo> anyone got 4 vs assassins?
T Slimster> me
Abbreviator has changed to spectator mode. [Game Time: 09:30] [Lagouts: 1, Max: 3]
T Neo> nice
Alchemist > !sub
T Slimster> 4 slimsters tak on anyone
T Slimster> take
big $ean> !join 2
T Neo> k fire up the cloning machine
Alchemist > !join 1
Alchemist > wtf
Alchemist > !join 2
T Di> wow that is going to be a race to see which slot can 0 3 first
blur+> go
blur+> .!join
Alchemist > !join 1
Alchemist V in for Abbreviator [2 lives] [Sub Time: 00:51]
Pempu> brun?
T arokh> this IML?
T Slimster> STARSEED GOT OWNED
blur+> No
Pempu> this is iml?
T Slimster> 11-1 LOL
T Enemy> SLIM
Mr>$M00TH> doh
T Enemy> LET'S PRACTICE
T Enemy> U AND I
T Slimster> Find me two tohers
T Mindriot> you work hard for your money...
Peen> Yes Pempu
Mindriot> go 80s hair!
Pempu> oh
DATAH> needed to hit that bullet :(
Pempu> di lied
T Neo> hey mystikal
Deadpulse> !join 1
T Mystikal> yo...
DATAH has changed to spectator mode. [Game Time: 11:53] [Lagouts: 1, Max: 3]
T Mindriot> no hello mindriot?
Deadpulse> !join 1
T Mystikal> this match sucks
Deadpulse in for DATAH [3 lives] [Sub Time: 00:04]
T Mystikal> is this pro or what
T Mindriot> mystikal is in jail isn't he? for rape...
T Mindriot> its iml
Neo> !score
T Mystikal> hah i think so
T arokh> 80's hair makes it pro through technicality
Mr>$M00TH killed by: Deadpulse
Kill Time: 12:33
Mr>$M00TH has 2 lives remaining
Score: 4-0 CR Virgins -- [4v4]
Krazikarl> derr
T arokh> not on account of skill
T arokh> on account of perfect feathered locks of bleached rock god hair
T Mindriot> 80's hair is good...
T arokh> I know he is.
T Mindriot> i don't like the cr virgins play style... but they are good at sucking other teams into it...
T arokh> back arrow style?
T life> DRUGSSSSSS
T Mindriot> lob.. you attack.. they all pummel you...
T life> ROCK AND ROLL
T arokh> back arrow divide, conquer..
T life> LATE NIGHT
T arokh> yah
T life> BOOTY CALLS
T life> SHINY DISCO BALLS
80's hair killed by: Aegion
Kill Time: 14:04
80's hair has 2 lives remaining
Score: 5-0 CR Virgins -- [4v4]
T arokh> you started drinking again yet life?
T Mindriot> they do a good job of covering eachother..
T arokh> DUN.. NANA
T A EGG> its not boring
T Tom Petty> egg, u didn't see the main event tho?
T Mindriot> cause they show you the cards
COJONES!!> whish this was the finals
T A EGG> you can move around and watch whoever you want
GhostBuste> ref i want aeg back in
T Mindriot> anyone ever see that fat dude with the red eye glasses?
T arokh> THAT WAS ME
T A EGG> greg raymer?
T Tom Petty> greg raymer?
T Mindriot> yah
T COJONES!!> HighGain?
T Tom Petty> raymer is good
T Mindriot> Greg Raymer is awesome
T A EGG> yes i saw him
Markypoo> !burn
T Mindriot> sweet!
Alchemist > !burn
Markypoo> !burned
blur+> bots not responding to me
T Tom Petty> he's much better than MoneyMaker
Markypoo> bots no response
blur+> Spec and enter
T Mindriot> yup
PARAH> what freq is cr
PARAH> 100?
T Mindriot> Chris MoneyMaker has not won anything since that one championship right?
Peen> 100
blur+> Have to do it manually with =100
DATAH> type !join 1
T A EGG> i was lookin at a magazine rack with scotty
Mindriot> !join 1
Markypoo> still not burned
Aegion> !join 1
DATAH> oh
T arokh> I'M BECOMING LESS DEFINED AS DAYS GO BYE. FADING AWAY, WELL YOU CAN SAY I'M LOSING FOCUS, KIND OF DRIFTING IN THE ABSTRACT.
T A EGG> he was in some nasty ass wife beater
Markypoo> !burned
DATAH> the bot died
T Tom Petty> he won the Blind Mans Bluff WSOP event
DATAH> right
T Mindriot> ok
T Mindriot> what aout that canadian guy that beat Raymer once?
T arokh> IN TERMS OF HOW I A SEE MYSELF. SOMETIMES I THINK I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH MY SELF.
T Mindriot> arokh, have you ever typed ?godmode
T A EGG> danial negreanu?
T Mindriot> yes egg
E blur+> someone get out
Pempu> what is the score?
T arokh> I JUST DID
T Mindriot> i like his game
Markypoo> burned
Mr>$M00TH> 10-2 FC
T A EGG> he wasnt at this tourney i went to unfortunately
Markypoo> 6-2
T Mindriot> doh!
GhostBuste> lol 5 vs 4
T Mindriot> i love it when chicks play...
T A EGG> neither was phil ivey
Pempu> uhm
T Mindriot> ahh, i like him too
T A EGG> but basically every other person was
T Mindriot> Phill Helmuth?
PARAH> i don't see 5
T Mindriot> Jesus?
T Tom Petty> look for Bryan Bevis
T A EGG> ya, i watched jesus the most
Markypoo> k subbign
T Mindriot> is he really good?
T A EGG> he would bet and the entire table of noobs would fold each hand
T Mindriot> i mean, when you are there.. can you tell how good they are?
T Tom Petty> who
arokh> LESS CONCERNED ABOUT FITTING INTO THE WORLD, YOUR WORLD THAT IS. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER ANYMORE.
T Tom Petty> oh
Kill Messages to chat
T Mindriot> any of the pro's
T A EGG> fergusson
T Mindriot> do they dominate?
T A EGG> everyone is scared of them
T Mindriot> ha!
T Tom Petty> http://www.pocketfives.com/2D0D3A3C-7A3F-440B-9481-232F4FF83070.aspx
Krazikarl> wtf
Krazikarl> how did he have a rep
T life> my friend plays tomorrow
shakers(200) killed by: 80's hair
T life> and my other friend is playing today
PARAH> what's the score
T Mindriot> life, im sipping on Gin and Juice!
arokh> I JUST MAKE YOU WANT ME TO HURT MYSELF. I JUST MAKE YOU WANT ME TO HURT MYSELF.
Pempu> is this the game?
DATAH> what's the score
Alchemist > 6-4
T A EGG> i was watchin doyle brunson, and it was cold in the room, and he called someone and they brought doyle brunson coats to everyone at the table
Krazikarl> how did alc just rep us?
T arokh> AND IT WORKED
Mr>$M00TH> no
Peen> Shouldnt alc have been burned?
Mr>$M00TH> stop doing drugs
Peen> lol
blur+> *arena 7-4 CRV
7-4 CRV
T Tom Petty> life, mine too
T Mindriot> hha sweet
Krazikarl> credit him with a death please
T Mindriot> egg, you play poker?
T Mindriot> OMG
T Mindriot> i just had a brilliant idea
T A EGG> they changed some seating arrangements though, and this guy got pissed and started cussing at the top of his lungs
T Mindriot> i want to organize a Subspace online poker tourney...
Krazikarl> HOW ARE THEY REPPING
big $ean> i subbed
blur+> *arena 8-4 CRV, Alc dies
8-4 CRV, Alc dies
big $ean> stfu
Markypoo> sean subbed me
T A EGG> ya i play
Krazikarl> HOW DID ALC REP
Krazikarl> alc shoudl be out
Mr>$M00TH(201) killed by: Deadpulse
Markypoo> alc should not have
Steve_Ziss> alc cheated and changed ships
T Mindriot> we should play
Alchemist > Ugh i was in a levi u ass
blur+> *arena 9-4 CRV
9-4 CRV
T Benji> yes, leave pls
T Mindriot> im pretty good
Steve_Ziss> yes but you should be burned
DATAH> Peen> alc 0
Pempu> score changing all the time
T A EGG> not a huge fan of online, prefer real life
Krazikarl> you repped alc
DATAH> a few seconds later, alc> rep
T Tom Petty> I'd play
T Mindriot> well, what can you do you know? :(
Krazikarl> alc cant rep
Krazikarl> assing death
Krazikarl> he is out
T A EGG> we CAN MEET IRL
T Tom Petty> but I'd be afraid of people cheating :(
T Mindriot> whee do you live?
T A EGG> haha
T Mindriot> how can they cheat tom?
T life> LETS MEET
T Tom Petty> sharing cards on chat
T life> ILL BRING THE 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS
T Mindriot> let's have a Subspace MEET!
Alchemist is out
T Mindriot> life, for trixter!
80's hair(204) killed by: shakers
T arokh> do you have any 12 year old ones life?
T A EGG> i got the girls phone # who put trixter away
80's kb shakers 10-4 CRV
T Tom Petty> isn't trix in jail
T Mr>$M00TH> this server rocks
T A EGG> we can invite her
T Mindriot> lol
T life> can i call her
T A EGG> im serious lol
T Mindriot> let's call her.. say we are trixter's mafia and that we are coming after her family
T life> i will say im nick samual fisher
T arokh> rofl
T life> and ask to chill
T A EGG> thats a great plan
T arokh> subspace mafia $$
big $ean(201) killed by: shakers
big $ean> lol.
GhostBuste> ok crv
T Tom Petty> call her and tell her that trixter misses her
GhostBuste> I want to see the flying V
T Tom Petty> and that she should wait for him
T life> is she 18 yet
blur+> *arena sean kb sharers (OUT) 11-4 CRV
sean kb sharers (OUT) 11-4 CRV
Peen> Where is TSYI?
T life> then send pics to trixter's jail cell
T Mindriot> tell her that trixter is sorry
T A EGG> well tell her that hes expecting some conjicals
Mr>$M00TH> he's got a new house
T Mindriot> lol
T Mindriot> let's tell her that trixter had a girlfriend so she gets more mad
SKITCHIT!!> i've got him shuffling furniture about in my basement
T Tom Petty> tell her that Underlord needs a date
T Mindriot> let's just call her and make grunt noises
T arokh> send trixter pics of her getting gangbanged
T miasma> heavy breathing
PARAH> i'm almost out of rockets
DeathKnigh> !score
Peen> DK Bot died
T Mindriot> arokh, you are trying ot be funny and taking things too far my friend, or just flopping...
DeathKnigh> sweet
DeathKnigh> score then?
T Mindriot> let's try silence for a while..kay? :)
Markypoo> gg
T arokh> No, I'm serious.
Mr>$M00TH> 10-2 FC
T arokh> Whose down?
80's hair(200) killed by: Deadpulse
GhostBuste> deadpulse is mvp for second straight game
DeathKnigh> 12-3 CR?
Mr>$M00TH> 4
blur+> *arena 80's hair kb Deadpulse (OUT) 12-4 CRV
80's hair kb Deadpulse (OUT) 12-4 CRV
DeathKnigh> ahhh ok
GhostBuste> gf futurecrew
DeathKnigh> cool
Peen> gg
Krazikarl> gg
Aegion> gg
Mr>$M00TH> gg
DeathKnigh> moving on to NW losing to secret :P
PARAH> how many kills did i get
A EGG> gg
GhostBuste> did they dk?
T arokh> hey miss murder, can i. hey miss murder, can i make beauty stay if i take my life?
MVP: Deadpulse 3-0
Markypoo> gg deadpulse
Peen> NICE JOB MOPPING UP 3 KILLS DEADPULSE
Peen> <3
Deadpulse> i thought you were my friend and then you pull some sh*t like this?
Deadpulse> @sshole
T Mindriot> cya folks